WELP, RIHANNA IS well and truly back.

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Bitch Better Have My Money was released back in March, but Rihanna is only giving us the music video now – a self-directed, seven minute-long, action-packed music video that’s well worth the wait.

It follows Rihanna and her pals as they kidnap the wife of the accountant that ripped her off. Needless to say, it’s ridiculously NSFW. Seriously.

Yes, that was Hannibal’s Mads Mikkelsen playing the accountant, and Eric Roberts (y’know, that guy who’s in EVERYTHING) as the crooked cop.

Basically, everyone is shocked

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Drugs! Nudity! Violence! All the boxes are ticked.

People have decided to just give Rihanna the money

It’s better this way.

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The lyrics suddenly gained a whole new meaning

Many recalled the time Rihanna sued her ex-accountants for ‘mismanaging her finances’

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Could this have inspired the video? Oh, maybe.

Many are wondering if it would be that bad to be kidnapped by Rihanna

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And everyone agrees it’s the best thing she’s ever done

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Slay Rihanna. Slay.

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